It’s a nice torso, it really is. You should be proud.
I can see you’ve been working hard on it. Nice little six going on, and handsome, thick pecs. Not too round. I can tell you don’t juice. And I can tell you’re the leggy type from the shape of your arms, so I know putting on muscle — and keeping it on — doesn’t come easy to you. Believe me. I know what it takes.
And let me assure you that if we were to meet and sit across a table from each other and I hadn’t seen your torso, I would be wondering what was under that (hopefully fitted) shirt of yours.
You’re smart. You’re my age. You punctuate well.
But there you are. Headless. Legless. A torso. No other profile pictures.
What am I to think?
"I am ugly (in the face)/hate myself. The only thing I have to offer is my body." "I’m married. I don’t want my wife seeing my face on an online dating site." "I’m hot. You don’t need to know anything else about me." "I’m lazy. I ported my profile over from AFF and can’t be bothered." "I’m ‘sensual.’ And by sensual I mean ‘desperate for sex, good, bad or indifferent.’ Let’s fuck."